An Author’s Attempts to Understand Humans

SOCIALIZING IN THE CHECKOUT LANE

An excerpt from

My Antisocial Life

By Deborah A. Wolf

 

Random Dude: I hope this climate change thing isn’t permanent, because if winters get any harsher we’re all gonna die.  People just don’t have survival skills anymore.

Me:  I grew up in Alaska, so I’ll be fine.  The rest of you are screwed, though.

Random Dude:  Not if you teach the rest of us how to survive.

Me:  Why would I do that?

Random Dude:  :/

Note to Self:  Don’t attempt to socialize with them.  Stick to making brief, unfriendly eye contact and move along.

New Urban Fantasy Title

Introducing SPLIT FEATHER, a Siggy Alexie book:

Siggy J. Alexie is a young woman of mixed heritage living in Bearpaw, Michigan. Given up for adoption as a child, abandoned by her adoptive parents as a hopelessly troubled teenager, Siggy struggles to figure out who she is, where she belongs, and how to blend in with ‘normal’ folks. But soon after a botched DNA test, Siggy receives a mysterious package, and when she opens it up all Hell breaks loose…

…literally.

Stay tuned for updates.

Jai tu wai,

Debi

The Blade Itself: Book Review

I belong to a very few Facebook groups; one of my favorite is Grimdark Fiction Readers and Writers. I enjoy gritty tales with morally ambiguous characters; GRR Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire,of course, Mark Lawrence’s Broken Empire. I write a little bit of it, myself.

Joe Abercrombie’s name is mentioned in that group so many times that I began to feel a bit remiss in not having read any of his books, so I broke open my trusty old Kindle and bought The Blade Itself.

Holy shit, can this guy write.

I loved his characters; I did start feeling a bit of female rage brewing at his all-male cast until about a third of the way into the book, when he introduced a thoroughly enjoyable female POV character. I would have liked to see more women represented, because it’s an awesome sandbox full of awesome toys and girls like to play too. But I loved his cast, each and every one of them, I hated the bad guys and I hated the good guys sometimes as well. Abercrombie is a master at presenting a diverse cast of characters, each with their own voice and story.

His worldbuilding is seamless. I’d hate to live there, but I love reading about it.

And as for his storytelling…again, holy shit. Abercrombie weaves a tale so subtly and urgently that your coffee will sit at your elbow and get cold, your phone calls will go unanswered, and you will occasionally forget to breathe.

And it only gets better.

Why are you still here? Go forth and read!

Lost in the Library

My kids’ school doesn’t have a library, and I think this is a great shame.  Brick-and-mortar book houses–libraries, bookstores–are so important to children.  How else are they to stumble across Dickens, Twain, Kierkegaard, or The Three Investigators than by wandering alone and unshepherded through stacks and shelves and piles of wonderful, musty, magical old books?  Shall they partake only of the thin and sugary buffet of today’s best hits as determined by someone else’s algorithm?

I worry for the children who will never accidentally pick up The Secret of Skeleton Island, or Big Red, or Moby Dick.  Especially with the fearfulness that some educators are showing towards books…as if Huck Finn is going to crawl out from between the pages and lead our children on a lawsuit-begging rampage.  As if Hermione will encourage the young to pursue the dark arts instead of finishing their homework.

Do you remember combing through the obscure offerings of a library or used bookstore, and finding gems among the slag?  Finding new voices, new opinions, new stories that enhanced and added to your worldview?  What are some of the things you discovered that you never would have found had you been clicking through the advertisements of a digital marketplace?

The Forbidden Kingdom

Just a quick note to let you know that if you like THE DRAGON’S LEGACY, you are going to love The Forbidden Kingdom, Book 2 of THE DRAGON’S LEGACY.

Here’s a quick teaser:

Sundered

The wind was born of a Twilight Lord, playing a seashell flute. Webbed fingers strong and sure danced across the smooth shell as they had once danced across the skin of a human girl, delicate and sweet and all things good. That girl was gone, just as the meat was gone from this shell, leaving only the memory of beauty and faint notes in the wind. But the sea was still the same, and the song was still the same, curling round his heart thick and slow as the fog that shrouded the Sorrowful Isles.

Born of sea and sand and the cries of a wounded heart, the wind danced in rage and longing across the Sundered Sea, rousing the waves of Nar Kabdaan to wrath and ruin as they cast themselves, again and again, to die unmourned upon the heartless shores of Bizhan. The waves were born, they struggled, they died, one after another like soldiers caught in a dream of war.

The wind was heavy with salt, and the dreams of sea-witches, and the tears of lost souls. It struck at the jagged rocks, tore at the sharp grasses like a madman tearing at his own hair, it howled at the gates like the voices of a thousand ice wolves buried in fear, forgotten to legend, lost, lost, lost. The howling woke the Halfkin Child, because the song of wolves round a campfire can never truly be forgotten by the children of Man, no matter how deeply they hide it from their thick and stubborn hearts. The Child rose, he slipped from his bed and from his mother’s hearth and stumbled down the rocky path to the sea; and because he, too, could hear the howling of the wolves, could feel them singing in the shadows of his heart, the Twilight Lord put down his flute and swam to the shores of Man. The moons were faded, half-empty and without power, but he had broken so many laws already that one more could hardly matter.

 

Now, kindly leave me alone to write.

Jai tu wai,

Debi

The Hero’s Journey: Call to Adventure (or: Get The Hell Out of My Pantry!)

Most of you who are writers have probably already heard about the Hero’s Journey.  Described by Joseph Campbell in The Hero With a Thousand Faces (1949), The Hero’s Journey—or monomyth—is a basic pattern that can be found in stories and legends around the world:

The Hero's Journey

The Hero’s Journey

The Journey can be broken down into four stages.  In Stage 1, the Hero leaves the familiar world behind.  In Stage 2, the Hero learns to survive in a strange new world.  In Stage 3, the Hero uses this new knowledge to master the unknown world, and in Stage 4 the Hero returns to the familiar world, having gained some necessary bit of knowledge or shiny object.

This is an oversimplification of a very complex and fascinating topic.  I would encourage you, especially if you are a writer, to read further here:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHerosJourney

And here:

http://www.jcf.org/new/index.php

And here:

http://www.thewritersjourney.com/hero’s_journey.htm

Consider this your Call to Adventure.

I’ve spent a lot of time geeking out about the Hero’s Journey, because storytelling is kind of my thing.  If writing is an adventure—and believe me, writing is an adventure—I feel like I’m at stage 2.5.  I’ve almost got the hang of this strange new world and I’m getting to the point where I don’t cut myself with my own sword too often.  And I’d like to share some thoughts on the Hero’s Journey in storytelling.

I sat down one day and made a Hero’s Journey spreadsheet, and broke down parts of the story lines of JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, Robert Jordan’s Eye of the World, and George RR Martin’s Game of Thrones.

This is what I do in my spare time.  Don’t judge me.

When I did this, I noticed something interesting.

In each story, the Call to Adventure was precipitated by an unlooked-for and somewhat unwanted visitor.  Here we have a protagonist, our will-be Hero, happily smoking a pipe, helping Dad with farmboy chores, or lopping off the head of a deserter—Familiar World stuff—when along comes a Sage with some bit of news.  Grab your boots and walking-stick, it’s time for an adventure.

What I found interesting was the thought that this Sage—who may become a mentor or helper character in the not too distant future—is an unwelcome visitor.  Of course the Call to Adventure is often resisted at first, because who wants to leave a nice Hobbit-hole and a larder full of cheese and bacon?  But the Hero’s initial reaction to the person initiating the call is worth examining further.  This visitor is often seen as a helper or mentor character, but I would argue that this is also an antagonist.

I began to call this character the Fey Visitor.  There’s something otherworldly, powerful, and vaguely frightening about this person.  This visitor is viewed with suspicion and unease, and a general wish that they would just go away and leave the Hero in peace.

Of course, the Fey Visitor is a herald to another character or group of characters—Nazgul, Myrdraal, or Lannisters—and this visitor is a direct threat to our Hero’s safety, to the extent that the Hero will be forced to embark upon the journey, and may also be forced to rely upon the Fey Visitor’s strange powers for survival.

I call this second visitor the Fell Visitor, and see it as a dark-mirror image of the Fey Visitor.  It seems to me that a story may be enhanced and deepened if the storyteller keeps these two Visitors in mind, plays them off against one another, and has fun comparing and contrasting them as two sides of the same coin.  Moiraine and the Myrddraal, King Robert Bareatheon and Cersei Lannister, Gandalf and the Nazgul.  Someone who wants you to move and change, and someone else who will kill you if you don’t.

As the Hero continues into the strange new world, eventually lessons will be learned and skills gained that will enable the Hero to overpower either of these antagonists, but for now I will leave Frodo trembling in fear as he agrees to this impossible task, when all he really wants to do is go home, have a smoke, and sit down to a nice little dinner.

 

Jai to wai,

Debi

There once were a bunch of WriMos…

I participated in my first writers’ group this weekend.

I attended a writers’ luncheon a few years back, but I would not say I participated.  For one thing, it was supposed to be a potluck, but besides my Pineapple Stuff (pineapple bread pudding, my usual what-the-hell-to-bring fallback), and perhaps some cheese and crackers, the other writers only brought coffee and wine.  I made a joke about how we as writers are supposed to avoid clichés, not live them, and was met with an awkward silence.

And then things got a little weird.

A few people stood up and read or recited some of their poetry.  Now, I love good poetry.  I don’t really get it—I fear I’m as deep as a mud puddle—and I can’t write it.  I can do a pretty good Robert Service type story with rhyme and cadence, and I can turn out a dirty limerick without a second thought, but real, true poetry is something I can only gaze at from afar.  If I hear a poem about a tree, I don’t think, “Wow, what a beautiful representation of the meaning of life well lived.”  I think, “Trees.  I like trees.”

The stuff my fellow writers were spouting left me sitting in the corner with that odd expression you get on your face when you’re sitting in a German pub and everyone else is smoking and speaking German, and you do neither.  Then someone got up and dragged in a tree branch they’d splattered with paint and strung with wire, beads, and what appeared to be a voodoo doll.  I took my empty casserole dish and never looked back.

But this group was different.  It was a local NaNoWrimo thing, and they were singing the song of my people.

NaNoWriMo, for those of you cursedly sane folks who have never heard of it, is an exercise in frustration, insanity, art, and the neglect of all things domestic.  The official definition is:

NaNoWriMo

National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to creative writing. On November 1, participants begin working towards the goal of writing a 50,000-word novel by 11:59 PM on November 30.

You can learn more about NaNoWriMo here: http://nanowrimo.org/about

But I stand by my words.  NaNoWriMo is great for the coffee industry and possibly the whiskey industry, but not so great for family members who wish to be fed, driven to school, or spoken to during the month of November.

Yeah, yeah, cry me a river.

We were back in the woods, away from normal humans, just the way I like it.  Everyone spoke of their projects for November, and I really hope everyone finishes their stories because some fabulous ideas were presented.  Someone gave a little speech about worldbuilding, a topic new and fascinating to those who write literary fiction; we spoke of characters and plot, tension and frustration, exciting hooks and sagging middles.

I find that speaking with other writers is almost a meditative experience; I left feeling grounded, and validated, and excited about this year’s NaNoWriMo.

I will be working on Heart of the Forbidden City, Book 2 of Song of the Sun Dragon.  I will be drinking a lot of coffee, talking to myself, and probably losing a bit of sleep.

I will not be doing laundry.

 

Jai tu wai,

 

Debi

Life is Short. Go Long.

I am posting this in thoughtful response to the stir caused by a comment I posted on social media last week. In a nutshell–hardly realizing I was cracking open a nutshell–I suggested that it is counterproductive and even illogical for our society (and especially artists) to be so discouraging of a career in arts. Of course my focus was writing, but I would extend this message to any career in the arts. Further, I declared my intention to personally ignore such fallacious and harmful advice, and suggested that anyone who was so determined to believe that a career in writing is simply not possible was welcome to remain behind flipping burgers as I proceed to storm the castle.

I was surprised and dismayed at the vehemence with which some folks not only cling to, but defend the argument that writing is a poor and foolish career choice. After all, this is a writers’ group. A couple of people attacked the idea that writing is a valid choice of careers–and attacked me personally–so angrily that I ended up blocking them.

I don’t have time for internet duels; my siege engine is only 50% edited. A 165k word count trebuchet takes a lot of perfecting.

I was even accused of being biased against those who work in the food industry. As if my time in the Army was not often spent at more distasteful duties than flipping burgers. Let me assure you, I don’t think less of anyone for their choice of careers (or, in this economy, whatever job someone can scrape up in order to make a living).

The same, evidently, cannot be said of those who would insist that writing as a vocation is a path littered with the bones of fools and miscreants.

Writers, for the most part, do not have an easy time of it. I can tell you just from my experience that finishing a fantasy doorstopper has taken more work and skill than anything I’ve ever attempted, and that includes learning Arabic, getting  Bachelors’ and Masters’ degrees concurrently, and raising a houseful of children as a single parent.  A lot of 4 am, a lot of taking crap jobs so that I could keep a roof over our heads for just one more chapter, a lot of learning new skills and letting go of ego. I would say that the willingness to work hard, a willingness to let go of preconceptions, and blind tenacity are more important than sheer writing talent. If you wish to make a living at this, you need to be able to stop wishing and start doing. treat it like a career. Read trade journals, study study study, learn learn learn, write and toss, lather, rinse, repeat till your spine is screaming and your wrists are swollen and your eyes are begging for mercy.

But don’t listen to those who say it’s not worth it, it’s impossible, only xyz percent of people ever sell, advances suck, indie publishers suck, self publishing is for idiots and the Big Five will never publish another book. For those folks who say it is impossible, get real, be grateful for the opportunity to flip burgers and keep your eyes firmly fixed on the ground, I say, you’re right. A career in writing will always be out of reach for those who refuse to lift their gaze to the stars.

As for me, I am casting my fishing-net at a dragon, I am storming the castle. Life is short. Go long.

I hope you decide to breach those walls, too.

http://www.ted.com/talks/jk_rowling_the_fringe_benefits_of_failure

So Good it Burns

Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu, by Mercedes Murdock Yardley.

Confession: I had never heard of this book, and (originally) ordered it so that I could see the quality of books Ragnarok Press is putting out.

It’s on the short side. I love doorstoppers; I read very quickly, and I love to be completely enveloped in a new world for hours on end. I looked at the cover, read the blurbs, turned it around in my hands, and thought, huh. It’s kinda short.

And then I opened this little handheld incendiary device and read the first few words, and I thought, huh, she can write.

And that was the last thing I really thought for the next couple of hours. My kids wanted my attention, my dogs wanted fed, and I sat in my reading chair engulfed in dark flames, snarling whenever anyone approached. I never wanted it to end. I wanted a happy ending, though I knew full well a happy ending was nowhere to be found in this slim, powerful volume.

The fuck are you still doing, reading this review? Go buy this book. Because it’s so good it burns.

http://www.ragnarokpub.com/#!apocmon-boneangel/c234g

Footloose and Fancy Free

What’s next for this author?  Why, a short story that I intend to submit to the Writers of the Future contest.  Due to the nature of this contest, I will not be able to share any updates or excerpts.  When I am finished with this little gem, however, I will be revising The Road to Min Yaarif and likely sharing that bloody-sweet little story in its entirety.  Stay tuned!

 

Jai tu wai,

 

Debi